Faced with an ultimatum to choose between his pet dog and his girlfriend, a Virginia man decided to offer his girlfriend up on Craigslist.
The unidentified man from Roanoke posted a picture of his Beagle, Molly, on Craigslist, but the hilarious ad made it clear that it was his girlfriend who was being advertised.
In his ad, titled “Free to any willing home”, the man writes that his girlfriend doesn’t like Molly, so “I have to rehome her”. (Scroll down for the video.)
1. The ad on Craigslist which begins with “Free to any willing home” and features a photo of Molly.
The ad reads:
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.
The ad goes on to say:
Stays up all night night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
At the end of the ad, the man describes his 30-year-old girlfriend as “selfish, wicked and gold-digging” and asks that she is quickly rehomed.
2. A Virginia man offers up his dog-hating girlfriend on Craigslist.
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