This Flight Attendant Made The Most Hilarious Safety Speech Ever. Just Listen… I Can’t Stop Laughing.

So, this Southwest Airlines flight attendant just delivered what must be the single greatest safety speech ever heard on board of an aircraft. Although, that seems to be only the latest installment in Southwest’s ongoing trend to try and get people’s attention. Just a couple of months ago Southwest’s Martha ‘Marty’ Cobbs became a YouTube star in her own right after a video of her delivering the mandatory regulation monologue (video below).

Anyway, the latest hilarious safety speech was delivered during a flight from San Francisco to Chicago on June 17. As you will hear in the video below, the attendant says things like:

In the event of an emergency, the cabin crew will be the ones carrying the liquor kit.

And:

In the event you haven’t been in an automobile since 1960, flight attendants still have to show you how to fasten a seatbelt.

And:

That seatbelt needs to be low and tight across your hips just like the hot pink Speedo I’m going to be wearing when I finally get the three of us to a hotel hot tub tonight.

1. This Southwestern steward is the latest employee of the airline to go viral in as many months thanks to his hilarious pre-flight safety demonstration.

This Flight Attendant Made The Most Hilarious Safety Speech Ever. Just Listen... I Can't Stop Laughing.

Asked about her company’s flight attendants’ antics, Elise May, Inflight Aviation Safety Action Program (ASAP) at Southwest Airlines said:

As long as all of the Safety and regulatory requirements are met, our Flight Attendants are encouraged to make onboard Safety briefings engaging through the use of humor, song, or other individual twists.

So, it does sound like a new policy and I love it! (Scroll down for the videos.)

2. The flamboyant flight attendant made light of the mandatory safety briefing, with a video of his monologue quickly spreading on social media.

This Flight Attendant Made The Most Hilarious Safety Speech Ever. Just Listen... I Can't Stop Laughing.

Via The Daily Mail.

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