Here Is What’s On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone’s Looking For Low-Carb, Well…

If what you crave for is a Peanut Butter Bacon Bison Burger or a Loaded Twister Dog or an “Octoberfest Beer Candied Bacon, drizzled with our Honey Lager Light Maple Syrup”, you should be at the Wisconsin State Fair.

First things first: a huge “thank you” to Reddit user danheinz for sharing these awesome menu items with us — they made my day! In case you are looking for a recommendation, danheinz, who was at the Fair, is happy to make one:

I bought the bacon wrapped tater tots last year… It was pretty damn good, but the burgers were all pre assembled the burger was a little dry.

But don’t let that discourage you, there are plenty of other options. Again, danheinz:

Deep fried Jalapeno stuffed pickles and Beer Battered deep fried Twinkies. I saw those there, but I live across the border in Illinois so I have already had those before.

And how about the Udder Delight? Well:

Probably my second favorite thing I ate at the fair. My beer goggles made me get a double scoop. I regretted that afterwards. Is cedar crest just an Ice cream company like a breyers, or do they have free standing stores?

Of course, the comments are, as usual, illuminating. Things like “Alternative title: Why the average life expectancy in Wisconsin is 43” are all over the comments section. This is so funny… (Scroll down for the video.)

1. Peanut Butter Bacon Bison Burger.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

2. Famouse Cream Puffs.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

3. Turkey Legs.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

4. Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

5. Udder Delight — Premium Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate covered Waffle Cone pieces, Fudge Ribbon and Peanut Butter Cups.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

6. Brat Shot.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

7. Hot Wings.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

8. Twister Dog — See text on menu photo.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

9. Brew Tons — see description on menu photo.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

10. Water Street Brewery.

Here Is What's On The Menu At The Wisconsin State Fair. If Anyone's Looking For Low-Carb, Well...

And here is the video:

Source: Imgur.

Via Reddit.

Share this brave soul’s daily food intake at the Wisconsin State Fair with your friends below — why should you be the only one having fun?