‘You Are Rude To My Cat, Your Swearing Is Very Unladylike, You Won’t Disclose How Many Sexual Partners You Have Had…’ This May Well Be The Most Hilarious Break-Up Text Message Ever.

A 30-year-old guy’s break-up text to his girlfriend of two months has gone viral in a big way, after he listed six reasons why he won’t be seeing her again.

I the text, the guy whose name, as seen on the screen shots, is “Bobo”, accuses the unidentified Sydney woman of being “rude to my cat and that makes me uncomfortable”. Speaking to NineMSN, the woman admits that she is “completely allergic to cats” and adds:

On the nights I would sleep over, the cat would want to up at the end of the bed, but I had to insist that it was locked out while I was there. It was a completely practical request that was obviously taken all too personally, but I guess I did tell the cat to “F*** off”. I’ll never date another guy with cats.

But then there is the complaint of the woman’s foul language. “Your swearing is unladylike”, Bobo informed her in his now-famous text.

His ex-girlfriend thought “it was a bit laughable” and has evidently managed to get over the break-up pretty well. So well that she’s shared it with NineMSN.

1. A 30-year-old man’s break up text to his girlfriend of two months has gone viral after he listed six reasons why they should stop dating.

'You Are Rude To My Cat, Your Swearing Is Very Unladylike, You Won't Disclose How Many Sexual Partners You Have Had...' This May Well Be The Most Hilarious Break-Up Text Message Ever.

2. The man sent the text last Monday just before his then partner, a Sydney woman, was to attend a friend’s wedding without him.

'You Are Rude To My Cat, Your Swearing Is Very Unladylike, You Won't Disclose How Many Sexual Partners You Have Had...' This May Well Be The Most Hilarious Break-Up Text Message Ever.

And here is one of the best items on the list:

You won’t disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of 3 and anything more than that is unacceptable.

Presumably it is also unladylike… The woman says that when she met her now ex-boyfriend he “seemed too good to be true”. She explained:

He was 30, had a job, a car and a house. Certainly not what I normally manage to attract, so I thought I was onto something. He was a bit of a nerd, perhaps a bit quiet, but a genuinely nice guy all the same.

But the fairy tale only lasted for two months and the break-up text showed up in her inbox. The woman added:

The text came on a Monday morning, and the weekend prior I’d been away at a friend’s wedding. He’d indicated that he was upset he couldn’t attend with me, but we were only very casual as far as I was concerned and the guest list had been finalised months ago, there wasn’t necessarily an option to take a plus one.

And as to a response:

I refrained from sending a nasty text back.

So, there you have it…

Source: NineMSN.

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